Mary Rose, Hadley, Robbie and Maggie
I didn't think there would be a Book IV.
No ideas were coming.
The girls weren't talking to me.
Then I visited an agent's website. Finding an agent is only a little less likely than a major lottery win.
The agent said, in a loud font,
I refuse to read any manuscript that has a dead body on the first page.
What a hell of an idea!
Here is the first page of BOOB Girls IV: Murder at Meadow Lakes
Ralph (Perculator) Rassmussen was spread-eagled, face down in the middle of the Meadow Lakes Retirement Community dining room floor.
The back of his head was bashed in.
His throat had been cut.
A nylon cord was wrapped around his neck.
There was a bullet hole in the back of his jacket and a knife was stuck in his back.
"Are we sure he's dead?" Mary Rose McGill whispered.
Wylie Vondra leaned a forearm on her shoulder. "If he isn't, he'd better have damn good insurance."
Robinson Leary, retired english professor put her hands on her hips.
"This is ridiculous! No agent will accept a book with a dead body on the first page. I suppose we'll end up with some weird vampire in a creepy funeral home!"
Mary Rose McGill and Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield looked at each other. "Uh-oh," they said together."
Help me write the book
The vampire, who hangs out in Morguen Graves' funeral home is named Gary. (No self-respecting vampire is named Gary). He didn't mean to be a vampire; it was kind of an accident. So...
An inscribed, free book IV and mention in the book, goes to the top five people who tell us:
Share your ideas on one or all of the above plots.
- How Gary came to be a vampire.
- The name of Morguen Graves' funeral home
- How Mary Rose became a hostage in that same funeral home
- How the girls solve Perculator's vicious and thorough murder
There will be a new BOOB Girl, of course. Her name is Marge Errin (think margarine, so she'd butter be good) and her bosoms will preceed her into every room.
Marge is a retired homicide detective.
Send your ideas, your comments, your requests and questions to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
And thanks for coming to play with me. I love you all and I think this will be fun.